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Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Who would win, an F-22 Raptor or Tie Defender?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
What is your craziest college sex story?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
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Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Make Nazis afraid again!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
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Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
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Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!